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		<title>Obamas&#8217; Tax Return</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bidens tax return]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obamas Tax return]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tax season]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tax season is never the highlight of anyone&#8217;s year.  It&#8217;s always a hassle to prepare your taxes. Then there&#8217;s the nagging aspect of actually having to fork over a huge portion of your salary to Uncle Sam. But at least he doesn&#8217;t waste it on the War in Iraq and pork projects.
The saving grace [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tax season is never the highlight of anyone&#8217;s year.  It&#8217;s always a hassle to prepare your taxes. Then there&#8217;s the nagging aspect of actually having to fork over a huge portion of your salary to Uncle Sam. But at least he doesn&#8217;t waste it on the War in Iraq and pork projects.</p>
<p>The saving grace of it all is that even the <a href="http://www.storybookvacations.com/334/president-obama-a-hit-with-canada/" target="_self">President</a> and Vice President must also pay their taxes.  So how much did they pay? And how much did they earn?</p>
<p>According to Y! Buzz, the <a href="http://media.mcclatchydc.com/smedia/2009/04/15/17/Talev-2009-Obama-1040.source.prod_affiliate.91.pdf" target="_self">Obamas&#8217;</a> earned a combined income of over $2.6 million in 2008 and paid upwards of $1 million in taxes.  That&#8217;s light years ahead of the <a href="http://media.mcclatchydc.com/smedia/2009/04/15/17/talev-2009-Biden-1040.source.prod_affiliate.91.pdf" target="_self">Bidens&#8217;</a> income.  They earned a measly $270,000.</p>
<p>So how did the Obamas&#8217; manage to rake in that much moola? Simple: Obama wrote two books, you may remember &#8220;Audacity&#8221; and &#8220;Dreams&#8221;, which accounted for the majority of his income last year.</p>
<p>Now you can rest easy tonight knowing full well that the President and Vice President suffered just as much as you did if not more.<br />
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		<title>AIG Bonuses Side Effect of Bailout</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AIG bonuses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While many people disagree with the recent government bailout of AIG, I think the more important issue is the $165 million paid in bonuses to employees.  In the grand scheme of things, it probably was a good idea to not allow the largest U.S. insurer to fail.  The economy might not have been able to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While many people disagree with the recent government bailout of AIG, I think the more important issue is the $165 million paid in bonuses to employees.  In the grand scheme of things, it probably was a good idea to not allow the largest U.S. insurer to fail.  The economy might not have been able to bear it.  But certainly, the bonuses were inappropriate.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.storybookvacations.com/425/rush-limbaugh-is-a-talentless-idiot/">Rush Limbaugh</a>, in all of his mumbled wisdom, believes that the AIG bonuses shouldn&#8217;t have been taxed.  But what he fails to appreciate is that the money allocated was wasted.  Yes, normal bonuses shouldn&#8217;t be so heavily taxed, but perhaps the bonuses shouldn&#8217;t have been paid at all.  And maybe, those funds could have been used more proactively.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s also disappointing that the government didn&#8217;t have a provision to prevent such misuse of the bailout money.  But I suppose that&#8217;s simply politics as usual.  At any rate, I applaud the taxation of these bonuses.</p>
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		<title>Sasha and Malia Beanie Babies?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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O.J. didn&#8217;t kill his wife and her &#8220;friend&#8221;.  Bush didn&#8217;t lie to the American people about WMD&#8217;s and the Iraqi invasion. And the Sasha and Malia beanie babies aren&#8217;t named for Obama&#8217;s daughter. If you don&#8217;t believe those first two falsehoods, then you certainly shouldn&#8217;t believe the third either.
Ty, creators of Beanie Babies, claim [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="file:///C:/Users/BWISOT~1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294934223111707698" class="alignnone" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 155px; height: 251px;" title="Sasha and Malia Beanie Babies" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JgKBgfis1v8/SXtin0Wh3DI/AAAAAAAAAJg/-pUv9sZZh28/s320/293.ad.Malia.Sasha.Dlls.012209.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="198" height="320" /></p>
<p>O.J. didn&#8217;t kill his wife and her &#8220;friend&#8221;.  Bush didn&#8217;t lie to the American people about WMD&#8217;s and the Iraqi invasion. And the <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail?&amp;entry_id=34975">Sasha and Malia beanie babies</a> aren&#8217;t named for Obama&#8217;s daughter. If you don&#8217;t believe those first two falsehoods, then you certainly shouldn&#8217;t believe the third either.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ty.com/newhome">Ty</a>, creators of Beanie Babies, claim that their latest dolls named &#8220;Sweet Sasha&#8221; and &#8220;Marvelous Malia&#8221; are in no way based upon <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/11/sasha_and_malia_obama_fall_vic.html">Sasha and Malia Obama</a>.  Yeah, right!</p>
<p>According to an AP story, the naming of the two dolls was not an intentional attempt to mimic Sasha and Malia:<em><em></em></em></p>
<p><em><em>&#8220;[Ty] chose the names because &#8216;they are beautiful names,&#8217; not because of any resemblance to Malia and Sasha Obama, said spokeswoman Tania Lundeen.&#8221;</em></em></p>
<p><em><em></em></em>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing on the dolls that refers to the Obama girls,&#8221; Lundeen said. &#8220;It would not be fair to say they are exact replications of these girls. They are not.&#8221;</p>
<p>Not exact replicas? You must be joking. Obviously the dolls wouldn&#8217;t mirror the first daughters, but clearly they are based on them, so isn&#8217;t that sufficient?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in the Internet marketing industry, so I understand advertising and the concept of building on demand. But this is completely outrageous. If the Sasha and Malia beanie babies truly aren&#8217;t based ont he first daughters, then why are they named as such? And why couldn&#8217;t Ty have gotten some sort of &#8220;permission&#8221; perhaps from the Obama&#8217;s press team?</p>
<p>I would venture to say that you shouldn&#8217;t purchase the Sasha and Malia beanie babies. And possibly any other Ty products. Those shoddily made dolls are a merely a dead fad from the 90s.<br />
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		<title>Schtupping her Way to the Top!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natalie Dylan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paid sex]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[virginity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A 22-year-old woman from San Diego is auctioning off her virginity to pay for her master&#8217;s. I suppose financial aid/student loans weren&#8217;t an option! What&#8217;s more more staggering is that men are willing to pay over $200K for the honor.
Read the full story, here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 22-year-old woman from San Diego is auctioning off her virginity to pay for her master&#8217;s. I suppose financial aid/student loans weren&#8217;t an option! What&#8217;s more more staggering is that men are willing to pay over $200K for the honor.</p>
<p>Read the full story, <a href="http://freedomfolks.com/">here</a>.<br />
&#8211;</p>
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		<title>Prostitution Free Zone (PFZ)?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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*Photo courtesy of Jason Cragg

I was surfing the net (surprise there), and I came across this funny post on DCist. In effect, during the impending presidential inauguration, portions of DC will be designated &#8220;Prostitution Free Zones&#8221; (PFZs). As provided by the law, a PFZ is an area in which no acts of prostitution or &#8220;prostitution [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292343478175439666" class="alignnone" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 212px;" title="PFZ" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JgKBgfis1v8/SXIuWnYAmzI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/Nx5IaPG9OQc/s320/2009_0116_nohookers2.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="240" height="320" /></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 85%;">*Photo courtesy of Jason Cragg<br />
</span><br />
I was surfing the net (surprise there), and I came across this funny post on <a href="http://dcist.com/2009/01/dc_tries_to_ban_prostitution_for_in.php"><span style="font-style: italic;">DCist</span></a><span style="font-style: italic;">. </span>In effect, during the impending presidential inauguration, portions of DC will be designated &#8220;Prostitution Free Zones&#8221; (PFZs). As provided by the <a href="http://mpdc.dc.gov/mpdc/cwp/view,a,1238,q,560843.asp">law</a>, a PFZ is an area in which no acts of prostitution or &#8220;prostitution related offenses&#8221; can occur.</p>
<p>My reaction is similar to that of the poster&#8217;s: shouldn&#8217;t prostitution, I don&#8217;t know, <span style="font-style: italic;">always</span> be illegal?! Why do we need a &#8220;prostitution free zone&#8221;? I mean, if a restaurant only serves lunch specials Monday &#8211; Friday, then that means on Saturdays and Sundays, those specials aren&#8217;t offered right? So, a sign explaining that isn&#8217;t really necessary, correct? Well, that should be the case here, but leave it to MPD to not truly think these things through carefully.</p>
<p>Next time your DC, make sure you stumble into a &#8220;Prostitution Free Zone&#8221;.<br />
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		<title>The Cost of Intimacy: Natalie Dylan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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According to a story from U.S. News &#38; World Report bidding for sex with Natalie Dylan is over $3.7 million.  I suppose the other info I had was not current.
But wait, there&#8217;s more!  Dylan has reportedly signed a book deal and want Kim Kardashian.
Just FYI.
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<p>According to a story from <a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/alpha-consumer/2009/01/15/natalie-dylan-trading-virginity-for-college.html">U.S. News &amp; World Report</a> bidding for sex with <a href="http://storybookvacations.com/?p=64" target="_self">Natalie Dylan</a> is over $3.7 million.  I suppose the other info I had was not current.</p>
<p>But wait, there&#8217;s more!  Dylan has reportedly signed a <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/01/15/2009-01-15_virginforsale_natalie_dylan_says_kim_kar.html">book deal</a> and want Kim Kardashian.</p>
<p>Just FYI.<br />
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